OH boy. Now it begins. Six weeks away! Let's have some fun, shall we?
Jasper: Why so angry??
Alice: Does Pat Benatar know you raid her wardrobe?
Esme: Is it me, child, or do you look like Christopher Lambert in Highlander?
Carlisle: You poor, sweet thing. Is that you or Amanda Bynes in "She's the Man"?
Jacob: Can't say much here. Lookin' good.
Bella: I see they have you sportin' the beauty pageant wig again, huh?
Edward: Lorddddddddddddddd the hair!! It makes you look like Pauly D!!!
Rosalie: Or is it Rosemary, as in Rosemary's Baby?! Truly terrifying! Maybe Carrie?!
Emmett: Ditto. And I bet you're mad that Edward's Pauly D 'do is better than yours.