Anyway...on to more pressing matters...
Oh Peter, Peter, Peter...what have they don't to you, you gorgeous hunk of beefcake??? Please understand, we still think you are one massively tasty tuna; with or without the Twilight Hair. Especially since you and Jenn D share such a special Twitter bond. ;)
PS - Nutty Madam - please don't cry over this, mmmkay? We're just joking around and Peter knows he's minty fresh sans Twi-Wigs.
Let's break this down, shall we?
Twilight - HOT
New Moon - Uh oh...plastic Devo wig
Eclipse - an ARMY of bad hair...with lives lost!
Breaking Dawn 1 - WHAT in the name of all that's holy?!
Breaking Dawn 2 - It's girly. And it's pink!